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Friday, May 10, 2013

Husbandisms #12

T: Baby, I just want to take you on a cruise.
E: Yeah, that would be nice.
T: No I'm serious. A cruise is just your kind of vacation.
E: You mean just laying around and eating whatever you want, whenever you want?
T: Exactly. That's what you like to do all the time.

T: You're my best friend.
E: That's good cuz you're my best friend.
T: But pretty soon we'll have another best friend.
E: That's true.
T: Then we'll be a club.

E: I want to eat all the time. Sometimes I think I'm an obese person trapped in a pregnant body.
T: I think there's always an obese person trapped in whatever body you have.

I'll tell you what, I'm a big fan of this guy.

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