Oprah

I've decided that Tyler is the boy version of me. Mostly because he says that most ridiculous and unexpected things constantly. I'll give a few examples:

Example 1: I'm sitting on the couch using the computer as Ty attempts to steal it from me:

Ty: Give it to me now *cough cough*

Emily: Are you okay?

Ty: I need a drink

Emily: Well go get one then

Ty: My throat hurts from the monster noises I was making earlier.

Example 2: He's rubbing my shoulders as I whimper from the pain:

Ty: I watched Oprah today

Emily: and how was that?

Ty: It was the one where they went to Australia

Emily: hmm..

Ty: I almost cried three times

Emily: What?!

Ty: (sheepishly)... it was a really good Oprah!

Not long ago Ty also commented that while I was slaving away at school, he was watching Regis and Kelly. When I started to mock, he replied, "That Regis is a funny man!"

We also just stayed up til midnight to watch Betty White on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. I just don't where he came from.. but I probably hale from that planet too.