Husbandisms #11

Lying in bed one morning
E: Would you still love me if my face looked like this? (And then I made a terrible face.)
T: Ew. No.
E: You should love me no matter what my face looks like.
T: You should join Billy Hill and the Hillbillies if your face looks like that. Then you can live in Disneyland forever.

Probably the same morning, we're in bed and he's whispering to my belly..
T: I love you more than mom does okay? Remember that.

And about ten minutes later...
T: I made you. You wouldn't be here without me. I'm like Dr. Frankenstein and you are my creation. (Insert evil laughter here)
E: You know she can hear you by now...