Husbandisms 1

Ty is hilarious.. and no one knows it because he is so reserved around everyone except for me. So from now on, I'm recording all of the hilarious that comes out of him.

{This picture has nothing to do with anything. But no ones likes a post without pictures!}

As we're making the bed:

T: Don't tuck the sheet in!!!

E: uh.. we're making the bed. I'm making hospital corners.

T: It's just.. I'm not a candy bar.

E: What?!

T: I don't like being wrapped so tight! .. you know, like a candy bar.

In the car, listening to ghetto beats:

T: When we have kids, we're gonna roll like this.

E: jamming to the beat

T: We're gonna have a... what was it again?

E: Oh.. the hamster car?

T: No.. the "something" wagon.

E: Swagger Wagon

T: Yeah.. a Swagger Wagon

We're laying on the couch, in the dark, the credits of Bones are rolling while a piano plays in the background. I'm laying on one half of the sectional and I see Ty sit up on the other side. I glance over to find my sweet husband jamming on his air piano with all of the feeling a concert pianist could ever muster. I fall into a silent fit of giggles, which said husband doesn't notice for a couple minutes on account of his eyes are squeezed shut with all those feelings he was feeling.

We're eating watermelon... straight out of the watermelon.

T: I wonder who cracked open a watermelon and just tried it, you know?

E: I wonder who decided 'oh, it's not poisonous... yet."

T: Like someone just cracked it open and started eating the flesh.

E: I bet this is what they ate in the Garden of Eden. I bet watermelon was everyone.

T: *Makes faces, pretends like he's eating, noises of sheer delight, several "Mmmmm"s*

E: What are you doing?

T: I'm just doing what Adam did when he first had watermelon.

Don't worry, there will be much more to come.